Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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