found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Acid is not a monday night drug
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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