North Korea, Best Korea!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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