We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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