Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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