Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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