ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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