i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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