I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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