I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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