I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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