Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You made out with two different species that night
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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