If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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