I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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