my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
