i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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