Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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