I wish my penis had an off switch
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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