Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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