carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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