How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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