Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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