im drinking this country out of the recession.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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