sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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