YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
