Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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