I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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