Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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