dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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