I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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