she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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