remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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