he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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