Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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