Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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