Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
how does that bad decision feel?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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