ugly people sure do ruin things
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I wish there were birth control emojis
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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