It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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