: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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