Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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