We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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