You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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