he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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