3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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