So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Are we still banned from the library?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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