Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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