i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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