i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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