When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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