When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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