Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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