did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
