Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize
