On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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